Wacky Web Tales (Short Story)

A New Winter Sport

Here is a great way to spend a winter day. First, put on a nice warm shirt. You want to be sure you stay warm and gross. Next, fill a thermos full of hot steamy milk. Now you are ready to go snow wishing!
Some people say only experts should go snow wishing, but I think anyone can do it if you use a little common sense. I have heard a rumor that Mr. Urban will be offering special snow wishing classes after school at GLPS, but I don't know if that's true.
The best place to go snow wishing is on a hill that is covered with snow. First you will want to clear away any leaves and bags. Stand at the top of the hill and shout, “Hey, everybody, playing out below!” Then step onto a(n) book, point yourself downhill, and off you go.
Snow wishing is fun, healthy, and nice. And here is one more tip: everyone will be especially impressed if you can balance a(n) pencil case on your head

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